These are the kind of conversations I have with myself. Maybe you do too. But it’s me that’s sad enough to put them on the Internet…

“Not done any work around the place today. Ought to do something really.”

“But you could leave it till tomorrow.”

“Then I’d feel lazy. Besides, if I spray weedkiller tomorrow it’s forecast to rain so it might be washed away.”

“So do it now then.”

“But the bathroom really needs cleaning.”

“Do them both.”

“My elbow’s too dodgy for that.”

“Pick. One. And. Do. It.”

“On the other hand, I’m really tired.”

“!! ¿¿**?!“

” Maybe a blog post first…”

“Whatever.”

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